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Introductions
- "Suitable for all audiences," Wayne Brady
- "May be unsuitable for younger viewers," Chip Esten
- "NC-17 for nudity and language," Colin Mochrie
- "Yee-haw!" Ryan Stiles

Games[]

Weird Newscasters
- Colin - "Colin The Marines"
- Chip - "Smiley Dick" - High energy game show host
- Wayne - "Wink Winkly" - Sadistic marine drill sergeant
- Ryan - "Happy" - Gets hist in the crotch with a football

Scene To Rap
- Performers - Wayne and Chip, Ryan then Colin enter later
- Subject - The Exorcist (real horror movie)
- Suggestion heard by Drew but not used - Frankenstein
- Other suggestion - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Props
- Performers - Wayne and Colin on one side, Ryan and Chip on the other

Newsflash
- Performers - Colin in the field, Chip and Ryan in the studio
- On the green screen - Arabian Nights-type harem of belly dancers

Questions Only
- Performers - Drew (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
- Scene - Desperate soldiers trapped behind enemy lines

Reading The Credits
- Performers - Ryan and Chip
- Style - two square dance callers

Colin, Wayne, and Ryan

Weird Newscasters - (3:34)
Scene to Rap - (1:59)
Props - (4:04)
Newsflash - (1:47)
Greatest Hits - (5:03)
- GH song 1 - (0:48)
- GH song 2 - (0:54)
- GH song 3 - (1:02)
Questions Only - (1:12)

Points comparisons - "The points are just like opera in Alabama."
Weird Newscasters stories - "Hollywood was saddened when Foghorn Leghorn died today at the age of 65. Memorial services will be held tomorrow after which the deceased will be served in a nice orange sauce. Also, "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."
Ohio: Colin - "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."
Not Quite Right on The Night - Watch out after Scene to Rap where someone of production comes in and refills Drew's drink; mistakenly thinking it was a break in filming.
Censored: Drew - "What the [bleep] was that?" after a woman fills the cup on his desk.
Drunk as a Skunk - Drew calls for "More Ale Wench!" after Scene To Rap
What Greatest Hits interrupts - "Hi. We'll return you to Suddenly Snoozin' in just a moment, but first, have we got a deal for you.