This is the Whoserpedia's page for Bartender lyrics, covering all versions of the show. If the song you're looking for is not here, check Psychiatrist or Prison Visitor.
Contents
- 1 Angry He's an Alcoholic
- 2 Angry He Got a Speeding Ticket
- 3 Angry About Constipation
- 4 Angry About His Divorce (UK)
- 5 Angry About His Divorce (US)
- 6 Angry About His Haircut
- 7 Angry About His Jacket
- 8 Angry About His Middle Name
- 9 Angry About Milk
- 10 Angry About Parking Tickets
- 11 Angry His Pogo Stick Broke
- 12 Angry He's Been Made Redundant
- 13 Angry About the Size of His Feet
- 14 Angry There's No Toilet Paper in the Bathroom
- 15 Angry About Long Underwear
- 16 Angry That His Underwear is Too Tight
- 17 Annoyed About Being Jilted
- 18 Celebrating Being Invited to the Queen's Garden Party
- 19 Celebrating Puberty
- 20 Celebrating That He's Back on Tinder
- 21 Celebrating His Wedding
- 22 Clive Anderson Left Her
- 23 Crisis With Bunyons on His Feet
- 24 Crisis With Impotence
- 25 Drinking to Forget Bedwetting Problems
- 26 Drinking to Forget His Tax Demand
- 27 Drinking to Forget His Wardrobe
- 28 Drinking to Forget His Wife
- 29 Drinking to Forget Impotence
- 30 Drinking to Forget the Stock Market
- 31 Excited About Brad
- 32 Frightened About His First Grey Hair
- 33 Frightened About Teddy Bears
- 34 Happy About Muffins
- 35 Happy About Trains
- 36 In Love with a Popsicle
- 37 In Love with a Television Set
- 38 In Love with an Inflatable Pig
- 39 In Love with Cats
- 40 In Love with Chip
- 41 In Love with Dogs
- 42 In Love with His Dog
- 43 In Love with Potatoes
- 44 In Love with His Shoes
- 45 In Love with His Teddy Bear
- 46 In Love with the Barman
- 47 In Love with Ugly Shoes
- 48 Lost His Puppy
- 49 Lost His Virginity (in Spain)
- 50 Problem With Bad Breath
- 51 Problem With Being Colour Blind
- 52 Problem That His Zipper Doesn't Work
- 53 Sad About His Centrelink Payments Being Cut
- 54 Sad About Hipsters
- 55 Stressed About Having a Kid
- 56 Thinks He's a Princess
Angry He's an Alcoholic
Angry He Got a Speeding Ticket
Angry About Constipation
Angry About His Divorce (UK)
Angry About His Divorce (US)
Angry About His Haircut
Angry About His Jacket
Angry About His Middle Name
Angry About Milk
Angry About Parking Tickets
Angry His Pogo Stick Broke
Angry He's Been Made Redundant
Angry About the Size of His Feet
Angry There's No Toilet Paper in the Bathroom
Angry About Long Underwear
US
Angry That His Underwear is Too Tight
AU
Annoyed About Being Jilted
Celebrating Being Invited to the Queen's Garden Party
Celebrating Puberty
Celebrating That He's Back on Tinder
Celebrating His Wedding
Clive Anderson Left Her
Crisis With Bunyons on His Feet
Crisis With Impotence
Ryan Stiles and Chip Esten
Drinking to Forget Bedwetting Problems
Drinking to Forget His Tax Demand
Drinking to Forget His Wardrobe
Drinking to Forget His Wife
Drinking to Forget Impotence
Jim Sweeney and Mike McShane
Drinking to Forget the Stock Market
Excited About Brad
Frightened About His First Grey Hair
Frightened About Teddy Bears
Happy About Muffins
Happy About Trains
In Love with a Popsicle
In Love with a Television Set
In Love with an Inflatable Pig
In Love with Cats
In Love with Chip
In Love with Dogs
US
In Love with His Dog
UK
In Love with Potatoes
In Love with His Shoes
Ryan Stiles and Chip Esten
In Love with His Teddy Bear
In Love with the Barman
Tony Slattery and Mike McShane
In Love with Ugly Shoes
Ryan Stiles and Brad Sherwood
Lost His Puppy
Lost His Virginity (in Spain)
Problem With Bad Breath
Problem With Being Colour Blind
Problem That His Zipper Doesn't Work
Sad About His Centrelink Payments Being Cut
Sad About Hipsters
Stressed About Having a Kid
Thinks He's a Princess
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