This is the Whoserpedia's page for Duet lyrics, covering the entire British run.
Objects
Beached Whale (Love Song)
Cat Litter Tray (Love Song)
Crackers (Movie Hall)
Dentists (Blues)
Food Processor (Love Song)
Lemon Squeezer (Andrew Lloyd Webber)
Old Boiler (Early Rock and Roll)
Paperweight (Love Song)
Spanner (Blues)
Stapler (Love Song)
Audience Serenades
Barbara the Actress (Modern Pop Love Ballad)
Deanna the Teacher from Canada (Dean Martin Swing)