This is the Whoserpedia's page for lyrics to musical games that have only been played a single time. This will cover both the UK and US series.
Leonard the Lawyer
Remember That Song
Brad's freedom song
Ryan's sex change song
Is there nowhere I can go to hide?
How do I bring out this woman inside?
I have to make a choice.
Thinking about it makes me moist.
My friends tell me,
"Don't worry. Put those days behind you."
I'm quite different now.
They took away my penis and gave me a vagina.