This is the Whoserpedia's page for Prison Visitor lyrics, covering entire British series. If the song you're looking for is not here, check Bartender or Psychiatrist.

Burgled Buckingham Palace

Caught with a Prostitute in a Car (Jamaica)

Killed a Bald Daschund

Murdered George (Italy)

Run Off with a Sumo Wrestler

Smuggled a Grandfather Clock

Stolen a Jumbo Jet

Stolen Pants (Brazil)

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