- "The love star," Brad Sherwood
- "America's Sweetheart," Kathy Kinney
- "Canada's favorite TV dad," Colin Mochrie
- "Mr. Tall and Goofy himself," Ryan Stiles
- Let's Make a Date
- Kathy - bachelorette
- Brad - Stressed out hairdresser
- Colin - Giving birth
- Ryan - Loudmouthed sports fan in the bleachers
- Sound Effects (I)
- Performers - Ryan provides the sounds for Colin
- Scene - Colin is the Lone Ranger, and he finds out that outlaws have hijacked a speeding train.
- Daytime Talk Show
- Performers - Brad as the host, Kathy and Ryan as guests, Colin in the audience
- Subject - The Three Little Pigs (fairy tale)
- [commercial break]
- Performers - Brad and Colin on one team, Ryan and Kathy on the other
- Helping Hands
- Performers - Brad and Ryan, with Ryan's hands provided by Colin
- Scene - Ryan is a lovesick Italian pizza maker
- Performers - Brad, Kathy, Colin, Ryan
- Subject - Getting your pizza late (something about modern life that annoys you)
- [commercial break]
- 90 Second Alphabet
- Scene - Ryan is Zorro, who finally catches up with the villian, played by Drew.
- Starting letter - Q
- Let's Make a Date - 50 points a piece
- Sound Effects - Drew awards points "according to shoe size"
- Props - 100 points for Brad
- Ryan Stiles "Lewis from The Drew Carey Show"
- Let's Make a Date - (3:41)
- Sound Effects - (1:57)
- Daytime Talk Show - (2:40)
- Props - (1:01)
- Helping Hands - (2:15)
- Hoedown - (1:27)
- 90 Second Alphabet - (1:34)
- Ryan's Shoes - After Sound FX, Drew awards points according to shoe size and congratulates Ryan.
- Canada - Colin's Intro, "Canada's favorite TV dad,"
- Helping Hands (Series Debut)
- Referenced in Let's Make A Date
- Referenced in Sound FX
- Referenced in Daytime Talk Show
- Referenced in Props
- Reference in 90 Second Alphabet
- This is the first time and only time, in the US version, Brad Sherwood is seen playing Helping Hands
- This episode is incorrectly labeled as Season 1 Episode 1 on CWSeed
Reviews from The Archives
- Dean's guide review from The Idiotsite
- Best Game: Hard to beat the dating game.
- Worst Game: The talk show is silly and heads nowhere.
- Drew's best bit: Struggles on at Alphabet.
- Brad's best bit: Some good moments as a stressed hairdresser.
- Kathy's best bit: A pretty good Hoedown for a newcomer.
- Colin's best bit: The date scene sees Colin's face at it's rubbery best.
- Ryan's best bit: Takes over the Helping Hands scene nicely.
- Credits should have been read by: Colin, up to his usual high standards here.
- Should have stayed home and pumped up the car tyres: it's fun to watch Kathy, but she isn't quite as good as the others.
- Overall: Some very funny moments, but probably not enough of them.
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