- Performers
- Introductions
- "The other white meat," Greg Proops
- "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman," Wayne Brady
- "I can't believe he's not butter," Colin Mochrie
- "Cats ask for him by name," Ryan Stiles
Games
- Superheroes
- Greg - Fruit and Vegetable Man
- Crisis - Frizzy hair
- Ryan - Ice Hockey Kid
- Colin - Irate Film Director Boy
- Wayne - Playful Licking Puppy Boy
- Greg - Fruit and Vegetable Man
- Song Styles
- Performer: Wayne
- Jennifer, a student of English literature
- Weird Newscasters
- Colin - "Wolverine St. Jack John"
- Greg - "Twice Nightly - A Gremlin
- Wayne - An emotional preacher at a funeral
- Ryan - "Jigs McKenzie" - Being attacked by ferocious animals
- [commercial break]
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne sings
- Subject - Lifegaurd (profession you wouldn't normally sing songs about)
- Song 1 - Gospel - "Shark! Shark! I Think I See a Shark!"
- Song 2 - Salsa - "Son of a Beach!"
- Song 3 - Lounge hit - "Blublublublub"
- Party Quirks
- Greg - Host
- Wayne - Aging rapidly
- Colin - The many roles of Charlton Heston
- Ryan - Eagle struggling to pick up heavy things
- [commercial break]
- Questions Only
- Performers - Drew (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
- Scene - A tourist hotel is about to turn into the towering inferno
Points
- Superheroes - 100 Points to Everyone, but minus 1000 to Colin for mentioning Pauly Shore
- Song Styles - A Million Points to Wayne
- Greatest Hits - 1000 Points for Laura Hall
Winner
- Greg Proops
Game Times
Recurring Themes
- Weird Newscasters stories - "Our top story: An infinite amount of monkeys came up with the FOX fall line-up." and "This just in: nine out of ten dentists agree the tenth one should really chill out."
- What Greatest Hits interrupts - "Hi. We'll be back to your movie, 'The Buns of Navarone' in just a minute"
Games Debuted
- Superheroes (Series Debut)
- Questions Only (Series Deubt)
References
- Referenced in The Intro
- Referenced in Superheroes
- Referenced in Song Styles
- Referenced in Weird Newscasters
- Referenced in Greatest Hits
- Referenced in Party Quirks
- Referenced in Questions Only
Trivial Highlights
This episode was made from the same taping as US-340
- Listen closely during Party Quirks as Ryan uses his Quirk to pick on Drew
- Drew through laughter "I'm gonna kill you (2x), you're a dead man, you're f*cked up" -- The censors never caught that!
- This episode is incorrectly labeled as Season 1 Episode 5 on CWSeed