- Performers
- Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
- Introductions
- "Please Don't squeeze the," Greg Proops
- "That's funny, he never has a second cup" Wayne Brady
- "You're soaking in it," Colin Mochrie
- "My Bologna has a first name it's," Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Weird Newscasters
- Greg - "Alarmingly Huge"
- Colin - Way too open about his personal problems
- Wayne - Overzealous woman at a church revival meeting
- Ryan - Aggressive barfly being repeatedly ejected from a bar
- Questionable Impressions
- Performers - Greg (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
- Scene - At a bus stop
- Scenes From a Hat
- Performers - Greg and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- - "Disconcerting tattoos to find on your girlfriend" - Wayne, Ryan, Greg, Colin
- - "Unlikely cowboy songs" - Ryan, Greg, Ryan, Wayne
- - "The worst thing to find in your parachute pack" - Greg, Colin
- - "Things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking" - Wayne, Greg, Ryan, Colin
- - "Questions you'd like to ask a Miss America contestant" - Ryan
- Performers - Greg and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- [commercial break]
- Whose Line
- From Braveheart, the night before the crucial battle with the English, William Wallace, who's Colin, and his fellow warrior, Ryan, realize that they're vastly outnumbered.
- Ryan's Line 1 - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
- Colin's Line 1 - "I am woman, hear me roar."
- Ryan's Line 2 - "My friends all call me Mr. Tuggy."
- Colin's Line 2 - "I see Paris, I see France, I see someone's underpants."
- From Braveheart, the night before the crucial battle with the English, William Wallace, who's Colin, and his fellow warrior, Ryan, realize that they're vastly outnumbered.
- Three Headed Broadway Star
- Performers - Wayne, Colin, Ryan
- Broadway show - "Trashman"
- Love song - "They Threw It Away"
- [commercial break]
- Hoedown
- Performers - Greg, Drew, Colin, Ryan
- Subject: Puberty
- [commercial break]
- Reading The Credits
- Greg and Wayne read the credits as two obnoxious catcalling construction workers
Points
Winner
Game Times
Recurring Themes
References
- Referenced in Weird Newscasters
- Referenced in Questionable Impressions
- Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
- Referenced on the Commercial Return
- Referenced in Whose Line
