• Introductions
    • "Suitable for all audiences," Wayne Brady
    • "May be unsuitable for younger viewers," Chip Esten
    • "NC-17 for nudity and language," Colin Mochrie
    • "Yee-haw!" Ryan Stiles


Games


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  • Weird Newscasters
    • Colin - "Colin The Marines"
    • Chip - "Smiley Dick" - High energy game show host
    • Wayne - "Wink Winkly" - Sadistic marine drill sergeant
    • Ryan - "Happy" - Gets hist in the crotch with a football


  • Scene To Rap
    • Performers - Wayne and Chip, Ryan then Colin enter later
    • Subject - The Exorcist (real horror movie)
    • Suggestion heard by Drew but not used - Frankenstein
    • Other suggestion - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
  • Props
    • Performers - Wayne and Colin on one side, Ryan and Chip on the other


  • [commercial break]


  • Newsflash
    • Performers - Colin in the field, Chip and Ryan in the studio
    • On the green screen - Arabian Nights-type harem of belly dancers
  • Greatest Hits
    • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Chip and Wayne sing
    • Subject - Doctor (something you'd look to find in the yellow pages)
    • Other suggestion - plumber
      • Song 1 - Devo - "HMO"
      • Song 2 - Roger's and Hammerstein's show tune - "Take Two and Call Me in the Morning"
      • Song 3 - Chubby Checker - "Cough While I Twist"


  • [commercial break]


  • Questions Only
    • Performers - Drew (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
    • Scene - Desperate soldiers trapped behind enemy lines


  • [commercial break]


Points

  • Weird Newscasters - Ryan gets all the points
  • Scene to Rap - 1,000 points a piece
  • Newsflash - 500 points for Colin

Winners

Colin, Wayne, and Ryan

Game Times

  • Weird Newscasters - (3:34)
  • Scene to Rap - (1:59)
  • Props - (4:04)
  • Newsflash - (1:47)
  • Greatest Hits - (5:03)
    • GH song 1 - (0:48)
    • GH song 2 - (0:54)
    • GH song 3 - (1:02)
  • Questions Only - (1:12)

Recurring Themes


  • Points comparisons - "The points are just like opera in Alabama."
  • Weird Newscasters stories - "Hollywood was saddened when Foghorn Leghorn died today at the age of 65. Memorial services will be held tomorrow after which the deceased will be served in a nice orange sauce. Also, "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."
  • Ohio: Colin - "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."
  • Censored: Drew - "What the [bleep] was that?" after a woman fills the cup on his desk.
  • What Greatest Hits interrupts - "Hi. We'll return you to Suddenly Snoozin' in just a moment, but first, have we got a deal for you.

Trivial Highlights

  • This episode is from the same taping as episode US-341
  • Bloopers don't make the cut very often, but watch out after Scene to Rap where someone of production comes in and refills Drew's drink; Mistakenly thinking it was a break in filming.

Episode Quotables

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