- Performers
- Introductions
- "Suitable for all audiences," Wayne Brady
- "May be unsuitable for younger viewers," Chip Esten
- "NC-17 for nudity and language," Colin Mochrie
- "Yee-haw!" Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Weird Newscasters
- Colin - "Colin The Marines"
- Chip - "Smiley Dick" - High energy game show host
- Wayne - "Wink Winkly" - Sadistic marine drill sergeant
- Ryan - "Happy" - Gets hist in the crotch with a football
- Scene To Rap
- Performers - Wayne and Chip, Ryan then Colin enter later
- Subject - The Exorcist (real horror movie)
- Suggestion heard by Drew but not used - Frankenstein
- Other suggestion - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
- Props
- Performers - Wayne and Colin on one side, Ryan and Chip on the other
- [commercial break]
- Newsflash
- Performers - Colin in the field, Chip and Ryan in the studio
- On the green screen - Arabian Nights-type harem of belly dancers
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Chip and Wayne sing
- Subject - Doctor (something you'd look to find in the yellow pages)
- Other suggestion - plumber
- Song 1 - Devo - "HMO"
- Song 2 - Roger's and Hammerstein's show tune - "Take Two and Call Me in the Morning"
- Song 3 - Chubby Checker - "Cough While I Twist"
- [commercial break]
- Questions Only
- Performers - Drew (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
- Scene - Desperate soldiers trapped behind enemy lines
- [commercial break]
- Reading the Credits
- Performers - Ryan and Chip
- Style - two square dance callers
Points
- Weird Newscasters - Ryan gets all the points
- Scene to Rap - 1,000 points a piece
- Newsflash - 500 points for Colin
Winners
Colin, Wayne, and Ryan
Game Times
- Weird Newscasters - (3:34)
- Scene to Rap - (1:59)
- Props - (4:04)
- Newsflash - (1:47)
- Greatest Hits - (5:03)
- GH song 1 - (0:48)
- GH song 2 - (0:54)
- GH song 3 - (1:02)
- Questions Only - (1:12)
Recurring Themes
- Points comparisons - "The points are just like opera in Alabama."
- Weird Newscasters stories - "Hollywood was saddened when Foghorn Leghorn died today at the age of 65. Memorial services will be held tomorrow after which the deceased will be served in a nice orange sauce. Also, "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."
- Ohio: Colin - "This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."
- Censored: Drew - "What the [bleep] was that?" after a woman fills the cup on his desk.
- What Greatest Hits interrupts - "Hi. We'll return you to Suddenly Snoozin' in just a moment, but first, have we got a deal for you.
Trivial Highlights
- This episode is from the same taping as episode US-341
- Bloopers don't make the cut very often, but watch out after Scene to Rap where someone of production comes in and refills Drew's drink; Mistakenly thinking it was a break in filming.
Episode Quotables
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