• Performers
    • Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

  • Introductions
    • "Lean and tender," Brad Sherwood
    • Nicely trimmed," Wayne Brady
    • "Well-marbled," Colin Mochrie
    • "The bits that go in to make a hot dog," Ryan Stiles


  • Song Titles
    • Performers - Wayne (teamed with Colin) and Brad (teamed with Ryan) start
    • Scene - At an airport

  • Scenes From a Hat
    • Performers - Brad and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
      • - "Bad Choices for Pets" - Brad & Colin, Ryan
      • - "Strange things to find in your bed" - Wayne (w/Colin then Ryan),
      • - "Dangerous things to do while you are naked" - Brad, Ryan
      • - "Baby names that will one day get your child's ass kicked" - Ryan, Colin
      • - "Little-known facts about our host, Drew Carey" - Ryan, Brad, Ryan
      • - "Things you wish you hadn't said to the president" - Colin, Brad, Ryan

  • [commercial break]

  • Weird Newscasters
    • Brad - "Chester Steakknife"
    • Colin - "Carl Turkeybaster" - Has chosen this moment to become a nudist
    • Wayne - "Carlos Burritogrande" - Latin pop heartthrob
    • Ryan - "Franklin" - Mafia boss who realizes the camera is an assassin

  • [commercial break]

  • Hoedown
    • Performers - Brad, Drew, Colin, Ryan
    • Subject: Christmas

  • [commercial break]

  • Reading The Credits
    • Ryan and Colin read the credits like two guys in a bar about to get in a fight



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