• Performers
    • Wayne Brady, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

  • Introductions
    • "You don't bring me flowers," Wayne Brady
    • "You don't sing me love songs," Josie Lawrence
    • "You don't return my phone calls," Colin Mochrie
    • "Get out! Just get out!" Ryan Stiles


  • Questions Only
    • Performers - Josie (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
    • Scene - Lingerie section of a department store on Valentine's Day

  • Whose Line
    • Scene - Zorro, played by Ryan, catches up with the leader of the Mexican guard, played by Colin
      • Ryan's line 1 - "Here's Johnny!"
      • Colin's line 1 - "My poodle's stuck in the heater vent."
      • Ryan's line 2 - "Let me be your love monkey."
      • Colin's line 2 - "Seeing you naked changed my life."

  • Props
    • Performers - Wayne and Colin on one side, Ryan and Josie on the other

  • [commercial break]

  • Scenes From A Hat
    • Performers - Josie and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
      • - "Odd hijacker demands" - Wayne, Colin, Ryan
      • - "Rejected themes for restaurants." - Wayne, Josie
      • - "Videotapes that won't sell out at Blockbuster" - Josie, Ryan, Wayne
      • - "Interview questions you'd like to hear asked of a Miss America contestant" - Wayne, Ryan
      • - "The wrong thing to say when she says 'I love you." - Josie, Wayne, Colin
      • - "Messages delivered a little late." - Ryan, Colin, Ryan

  • Greatest Hits
    • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Josie and Wayne sing
    • Subject - Chiropractor (Something you'd look to find in the Yellow Pages)
      • Song 1 - Tango - "Crackety Crack, Don't Talk Back"
      • Song 2 - Boogie Woogie - "Is That a Bulging Disc, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"
      • Song 3 - Gilbert and Sullivan - "Readjustin' Justin While the Wind Is Gustin' Gustin"

  • [commercial break]

  • Hoedown
    • Performers - Josie, Drew, Colin, Ryan
    • Subject: Children

  • [commercial break]

  • Reading The Credits
    • Ryan and Colin read the credits as two disgruntled football fans sitting in the bleachers



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Recurring Themes


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