- Performers
- Wayne Brady, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
- Introductions
- "You don't bring me flowers," Wayne Brady
- "You don't sing me love songs," Josie Lawrence
- "You don't return my phone calls," Colin Mochrie
- "Get out! Just get out!" Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Questions Only
- Performers - Josie (teamed with Colin) and Wayne (teamed with Ryan) start
- Scene - Lingerie section of a department store on Valentine's Day
- Whose Line
- Scene - Zorro, played by Ryan, catches up with the leader of the Mexican guard, played by Colin
- Ryan's line 1 - "Here's Johnny!"
- Colin's line 1 - "My poodle's stuck in the heater vent."
- Ryan's line 2 - "Let me be your love monkey."
- Colin's line 2 - "Seeing you naked changed my life."
- Scene - Zorro, played by Ryan, catches up with the leader of the Mexican guard, played by Colin
- Props
- Performers - Wayne and Colin on one side, Ryan and Josie on the other
- [commercial break]
- Scenes From A Hat
- Performers - Josie and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- - "Odd hijacker demands" - Wayne, Colin, Ryan
- - "Rejected themes for restaurants." - Wayne, Josie
- - "Videotapes that won't sell out at Blockbuster" - Josie, Ryan, Wayne
- - "Interview questions you'd like to hear asked of a Miss America contestant" - Wayne, Ryan
- - "The wrong thing to say when she says 'I love you." - Josie, Wayne, Colin
- - "Messages delivered a little late." - Ryan, Colin, Ryan
- Performers - Josie and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Josie and Wayne sing
- Subject - Chiropractor (Something you'd look to find in the Yellow Pages)
- Song 1 - Tango - "Crackety Crack, Don't Talk Back"
- Song 2 - Boogie Woogie - "Is That a Bulging Disc, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"
- Song 3 - Gilbert and Sullivan - "Readjustin' Justin While the Wind Is Gustin' Gustin"
- [commercial break]
- Hoedown
- Performers - Josie, Drew, Colin, Ryan
- Subject: Children
- [commercial break]
- Reading The Credits
- Ryan and Colin read the credits as two disgruntled football fans sitting in the bleachers
Points
Winner
Game Times
Recurring Themes
- Points Comparisons - "Points are just like a suggestion box in Tiananmen Square"
- References to The Drew Carey Show - Drew Carey Show is talked about after Questions Only.
- Censored - Pussy is bleeped three times in Scenes From a Hat. Laid is bleeped in Hoedown.
- References to Titanic - Ryan references in Scenes From a Hat
- Political Satire - Clinton and Lincoln jokes are made in Scenes From a Hat
References
- Referenced in Questions Only
- Referenced in Whose Line
- Referenced in Props
- Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
- Referenced in Greatest Hits
Trivial Highlights
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