- Performers
- Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
- Introductions
- "Have it your way," Wayne Brady
- "Hold the Pickles" Kathy Greenwood
- "Finger-licking good," Colin Mochrie
- "You cant eat just one," Ryan Stiles
Games
- Weird Newscasters
- Colin - "Ollie Oxenfree"
- Kathy - "Janissa" - Colin's spoiled bad-tempered teenage daughter
- Wayne - "Brick Bruck" - Having trouble mastering his jet pack
- Ryan - "Sprinkley Days" - A lifer about to attempt a daring and elaborate prison escape
- Song Styles
- Performer: Wayne
- Subject: Lee The Lunch Lady
- Style: Singing Strip-O-Gram.
- Themed Restaurant
- Waiters - Ryan & Wayne
- Diners - Kathy & Colin
- Theme - War Zone
- [commercial break]
- Narrate
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene - At a Fast Food Burger Joint
- Scenes From a Hat
- Performers - Colin and Kathy on one side, Ryan and Wayne on the other
- -"Senior citizen Olympic events" - Ryan, Wayne
- -"The number one thing that you shouldn't lick " - Ryan (with Colin)
- -"Alternate endings to famous films" - Ryan & Colin, Colin
- -"Things that can spoil a date" - Wayne & Kathy, Colin & Kathy
- -"Hillary Clinton's recurring nightmare" - Kathy
- -"Things you should never ever ever say while making love" - Kathy, Wayne
- -"The first thing that Adam said to Eve" - Colin, Wayne, Ryan
- Performers - Colin and Kathy on one side, Ryan and Wayne on the other
- [commercial break]
- Hoedown
- Performers - Wayne, Drew, Colin, Ryan
- Subject: Halloween
- [commercial break]
- Reading The Credits
- Kathy and Ryan read the credits like two gossipy manicurists