- Performers
- Wayne Brady, Chip Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
- Introductions
- "You light up my life," Wayne Brady
- "You make me feel like dancing," Chip Esten
- "You are the wind beneath my wings," Colin Mochrie
- "You did a bad, bad thing," Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Superheroes
- Colin - Cheese Man
- Crisis - Spam
- Ryan - Random Acts of Violence Boy
- Chip - Captain Limbo
- Wayne - Captain Hugs-a-Lot
- Colin - Cheese Man
- Title Sequence
- Performers: Chip & Wayne Sing - Ryan & Colin act out
- Sitcom - Satan & The Schoolgirl
- Performers: Chip & Wayne Sing - Ryan & Colin act out
- Scenes From a Hat
- - Odd definitions found in Webster's Dictionary - Wayne, Ryan, Colin
- - Inappropriate things to do with a loved one's ashes - Colin
- - Bad things to say to someone on their deathbed - Ryan, Chip, Colin, Wayne, Colin
- - Things you don't want to see on your TV screen - Wayne, Chip
- - Prizes you'd like to find in your cereal box - Colin
- - Bad songs to serenade her with - Ryan, Colin
- - Lines you should not open a sermon with - Ryan, Colin, Chip
- [commercial break]
- Narrate
- Performers: Colin and Ryan
- Scene - At a Gas Station
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne and Chip sing
- Subject - Pizza Place (Something you'd look to find in the Yellow Pages)
- Song 1 - Yodeling country and western - "Mozzarella-la-la-la-la-la"
- Song 2 - College fight song - "Pizza Heck Outta U"
- Song 3 - Doo-wop - "Keep the Buck"
- [commercial break]
- 90 Second Alphabet
- Scene - At a zoo, tourist couple Colin and Drew rush up to zoo keeper Ryan to report that the animals are escaping
- Starting letter - Q
- [commercial break]
- Reading the Credits
- Chip and Wayne read the credits as two preachers haranguing the congregation about their many sins
Points
Winner
Game Times
Recurring Themes
- Points Comparisons
- "The points are like... I don't know, spy satellites over Canada. Why do we bother?"
- "That's right, the points are like... I don't know, something that doesn't matter"
- Canada - "Points are like Spy Satellites over Canada, why do we bother?"
- Political Satire - Ryan references the Clinton-Lewinsky affair in Scenes From a Hat
Game(s) Debuted
- Title Sequence (Series Debut)
References
- Referenced in the Intro
- Referenced in Superheroes
- Referenced in Title Sequence
- Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
- Referenced on the Commercial Return
- Referenced in Greatest Hits
- Referenced in 90 Second Alphabet
