- Performers
- Introductions
- "Hit me baby one more time," Wayne Brady
- "I was born to make ya happy," Jeff Davis
- "Oops, I did it again," Colin Mochrie
- "Hey, are those things real?" Ryan Stiles
Games
- Weird Newscasters
- Colin - "Wes Fiwwing More Taste"
- Jeff - "Manny Girl" - HORSERACE ANNOUNCER
- Wayne - "Reggae Jackson" - JAMAICAN LOVE GOD REPORTING LIVE FROM A BEDROOM
- Ryan - "LaMont LaSur LaTable" - KNOWS HIS WIFE IS AT HOME CHEATING ON HIM
- Scenes From a Hat
- Performers - Wayne and Jeff on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- -"If famous movie lines included product plugs" - Jeff, Wayne, Ryan, Jeff, Colin
- -"What cows are thinking when being milked" - Ryan, Jeff, Colin
- -"If you celebrated mundance events as if you scored a touchdown" - Jeff
- -"Entries in Drew Carey's diary" - Ryan, Ryan
- -"What our audience is thinking right now" - Ryan
- -"Unusual uses for your cat" - Colin, Ryan
- Performers - Wayne and Jeff on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- [commercial break]
- Party Quirks
- Jeff - host
- Wayne - HOPELESSLY OUTCLASSED TAG TEAM WRESTLER
- Colin - POSING FOR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
- Ryan - SERIES OF ANIMALS CROSSING THIN ICE
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne and Jeff sing
- Subject - taxi driver (what you wanted to be when you grew up)
- Song 1 - The BeeGee's - "I Can't Pronounce the Driver's Name"
- Song 2 - 50's Rock and Roll - "Hey, I Think We're Goin' in Circles"
- Song 3 - Punk Rock - "Your Air Freshener Smells Like Crap"
- [commercial break]
- Hoedown
- Performers - Wayne, Drew, Colin, Ryan
- Subject - The beach (I) (a really good place to go on vacation)
- Other suggestion - New Jersey
- [commercial break]
- Reading the Credits
- Performer - Wayne
- Style - a Jamaican love god
Game Times
- Weird Newscasters - (4:19)
- Scenes From a Hat - (2:49)
- Party Quirks - (2:10)
- Greatest Hits - (5:19)
- GH song 1 - (0:56)
- GH song 2 - (0:59)
- GH song 3 - (1:11)
- Hoedown - (1:24)
Points
- Weird Newscasters - 10,000 points to 'our little guy in the marines shirt'
Winner
Jeff Davis
Recurring Themes
- Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like our border with Mexico."
- Weird Newscasters stories - "Our top story today. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall."
- Colin's baldness - In Scenes From a Hat, Colin uses a cat as a toupée.
- Bands that Colin has been in - "...right after the disco era, I got into punk. I belonged to a band called Swollen Blister. We didn't do very well but we got girls."
References
- Referenced in the Intro
- Referenced in the Points Comparison
- Referenced in Weird Newscasters
- Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
- Referenced in Party Quirks
- Referenced in Greatest Hits
- Referenced in Hoedown
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