• Introductions
    • "His belts need replacing," Greg Proops
    • "He's low on fluid," Wayne Brady
    • "He needs a tune-up," Colin Mochrie
    • "He just blew a gasket," Ryan Stiles

Games

  • Survival Show
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    • Performers - Greg as host, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan as contestants
      • Scene - post office (indoor workplace where there's a lot of activity)
      • Other suggestion - gym


  • Scenes From a Hat
    • Performers - Wayne and Greg on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
      • -"When it's unwise to say 'I don't care' to her" - Wayne/Greg, Wayne
      • -"People you wish would just shut up" - Wayne, Greg, Wayne, Greg
      • -"Men that women just don't seem to go for" - Ryan/Colin
      • -"Pick-up lines of the elderly" - Colin, Wayne, Colin, Wayne
      • -"Things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang" - Colin, Wayne, Greg
      • -"Things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father" - Wayne
      • -"Difficult things to sell door-to-door" - Ryan, Greg


  • [commercial break]


  • Reunion
    • Performers - Greg, Colin, Ryan
      • Theme - drill sergeants


  • Greatest Hits
    • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne sings
    • Subject - Safari (type of vacation)
    • Other suggestion - Hawaii
      • Song 1 - Fats Waller - "Lion Nibblin' on My Toes"
      • Song 2 - Jamaican rap - "Ants, Ants, Ants in My Pants"
      • Song 3 - Tracy Chapman - "Man, It's Hot"


  • [commercial break]


  • Props
    • Performers - Colin and Wayne on one team, Ryan and Drew on the other


  • [commercial break]


  • Reading the Credits
    • Performers - Ryan and Colin
    • Style - Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein and is teaching his monster, Colin, to read

Points

  • Survival Show - 3 to 4 points a piece

Winner

  • Greg Proops

Game Times

  • Survival Show - (3:04)
  • Scenes From a Hat - (4:33)
  • Reunion - (1:49)
  • Greatest Hits - (4:59)
    • GH song 1 - (1:00)
    • GH song 2 - (0:40)
    • GH song 3 - (0:51)
  • Props - (1:18)

Recurring Themes

  • Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like the word 'rapid' in 'rapid transit.'"
  • Canada - After Drew makes fun of Ryan's drill sergeant "at ease" pose, Ryan says, "I'm from Canada. That's how they stand."
  • What Greatest Hits interrupts - "Hi. We'll be back to our politically-correct production of The Good, the Bad and The Beauty-Impaired."
  • References to The Wizard of Oz - In Greatest Hits, Wayne sings about getting too hot and shrieks "I'm meltiiing!" like the Wicked Witch. In Props, Wayne demonstrates the biggest strip club in Oz (as a munchkin dancing around a small pole).

Game Debuts

  • Survival Show (One time Appearance)
  • Reunion (One time Appearance)
  • Props (Season Debut)

References

Trivial Highlights

  • This episode is from the same taping as episodes US-305, US-331 and US-333
  • Episode US-305 was aired before this one! Back-To-Back shows from the same taping.
  • Two One-time Games were played during the episode, Survival Show and Reunion -- Another one-time game was played and aired from this taping, Wedding which aired in episode US-331


  • The man who shouts "safari" for Greatest Hits is the same man who suggests Coffee Grinder for Song Styles in US-305:

Episode Quotables

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