- Performers
- Introductions
- "His belts need replacing," Greg Proops
- "He's low on fluid," Wayne Brady
- "He needs a tune-up," Colin Mochrie
- "He just blew a gasket," Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Survival Show
- Performers - Greg as host, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan as contestants
- Scene - post office (indoor workplace where there's a lot of activity)
- Other suggestion - gym
- Performers - Greg as host, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan as contestants
- Scenes From a Hat
- Performers - Wayne and Greg on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- -"When it's unwise to say 'I don't care' to her" - Wayne/Greg, Wayne
- -"People you wish would just shut up" - Wayne, Greg, Wayne, Greg
- -"Men that women just don't seem to go for" - Ryan/Colin
- -"Pick-up lines of the elderly" - Colin, Wayne, Colin, Wayne
- -"Things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang" - Colin, Wayne, Greg
- -"Things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father" - Wayne
- -"Difficult things to sell door-to-door" - Ryan, Greg
- Performers - Wayne and Greg on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- [commercial break]
- Reunion
- Performers - Greg, Colin, Ryan
- Theme - drill sergeants
- Performers - Greg, Colin, Ryan
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne sings
- Subject - Safari (type of vacation)
- Other suggestion - Hawaii
- Song 1 - Fats Waller - "Lion Nibblin' on My Toes"
- Song 2 - Jamaican rap - "Ants, Ants, Ants in My Pants"
- Song 3 - Tracy Chapman - "Man, It's Hot"
- [commercial break]
- Props
- Performers - Colin and Wayne on one team, Ryan and Drew on the other
- [commercial break]
- Reading the Credits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin
- Style - Ryan is Dr. Frankenstein and is teaching his monster, Colin, to read
Points
- Survival Show - 3 to 4 points a piece
Winner
- Greg Proops
Game Times
- Survival Show - (3:04)
- Scenes From a Hat - (4:33)
- Reunion - (1:49)
- Greatest Hits - (4:59)
- GH song 1 - (1:00)
- GH song 2 - (0:40)
- GH song 3 - (0:51)
- Props - (1:18)
Recurring Themes
- Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like the word 'rapid' in 'rapid transit.'"
- Canada - After Drew makes fun of Ryan's drill sergeant "at ease" pose, Ryan says, "I'm from Canada. That's how they stand."
- What Greatest Hits interrupts - "Hi. We'll be back to our politically-correct production of The Good, the Bad and The Beauty-Impaired."
- References to The Wizard of Oz - In Greatest Hits, Wayne sings about getting too hot and shrieks "I'm meltiiing!" like the Wicked Witch. In Props, Wayne demonstrates the biggest strip club in Oz (as a munchkin dancing around a small pole).
Game Debuts
- Survival Show (One time Appearance)
- Reunion (One time Appearance)
- Props (Season Debut)
References
- Referenced in Survival Show
- Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
- After The Commercial
- Cindy Margolis was known as the "most downloaded" in 1999
- Referenced in Reunion
- Referenced in Greatest Hits
- Referenced in Props
- Referenced in Reading The Credits
Trivial Highlights
- This episode is from the same taping as episodes US-305, US-331 and US-333
- Episode US-305 was aired before this one! Back-To-Back shows from the same taping.
- Two One-time Games were played during the episode, Survival Show and Reunion -- Another one-time game was played and aired from this taping, Wedding which aired in episode US-331
- The man who shouts "safari" for Greatest Hits is the same man who suggests Coffee Grinder for Song Styles in US-305:
Episode Quotables
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