US-341

• Performers
  • Wayne Brady, Charles Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

• Introductions
  • "For deep-down cleansing," Wayne Brady
  • "Doesn't leave streaks," Chip Esten
  • "Just spray and go," Colin Mochrie
  • "Leaves the whole house smellin' fresh," Ryan Stiles

Games

• Superheroes
  • Colin - Dog Catcher Boy
    • Crisis - pitbulls
  • Ryan - Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy
  • Chip - Captain Cossack
  • Wayne - Tae Bo Kid

• Duet
  • Performers - Wayne and Chip
  • Subject - Phyliss, housewife from Niagara Falls
  • Style - The Bee Gees

• Scenes From a Hat
  • Performers - Wayne and Chip on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
    • -"Pick-up lines doomed to fail" - Ryan, Wayne, Colin
    • -"Things to say that will always start a fight" - Ryan, Ryan
    • -"The shortest book ever written" - Chip, Wayne, Ryan
    • -"What they really talk about in football huddles" - Chip, Ryan
    • -"The newspaper headline you'd most like to see" - Colin

• [commercial break]

• Whose Line
  • Scene - Colin is a distraught Maid Marian who tells Robin Hood, Ryan, that she can't take the strain of their relationship anymore.
    • Ryan's line 1 - "What time do the girls get here?"
    • Colin's line 1 - "Let's get naked and wrestle."
    • Ryan's line 2 - "There's more than one way to stuff a turkey."
    • Colin's line 2 - "Stand back, this baby's gonna blow."

• Greatest Hits
  • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne and Chip sing
  • Subject - women (something you'd look for in the yellow pages)
  • Other suggestion - plumber
    • Song 1 - 1984 Police hit - "Hey, What's That?"
    • Song 2 - Louis Jordan - "She's All Mine"
    • Song 3 - Zydeco - "Hot Hot Fever, Cold Cold Chills"

• [commercial break]

• Three Headed Broadway Star (I)
  • Performers - Wayne, Drew, Ryan
  • Broadway show - "Killer Whale"
  • Love song - "Don't Touch My Blowhole"

• [commercial break]

• Reading the Credits
  • Performers - Wayne and Chip
  • Style - two old Vaudeville performers

Points

• Superheroes - 1,000 points a piece
• Whose Line - 1,000 points to Ryan

Game Times

• Superheroes - (2:06)
• Duet - (1:24)
• Scenes From a Hat - (2:38)
• Whose Line - (2:08)
• Greatest Hits - (4:26)
  • GH song 1 - (0:47)
  • GH song 2 - (0:46)
  • GH song 3 - (0:30)
• Three-Headed Broadway Star - (1:17)

Recurring Themes

• Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks."
• Colin's baldness - Colin stomps on a shih tzu and uses it as an odd toupée. Also, Colin tells us the newspaper headline he'd most like to see in Scenes From a Hat: "Balding men best lovers in the world!"
• Canada - Chip and Wayne sing to Phyliss, who is from Niagara Falls.
• Drew Carey Show references - Colin in Scenes From a Hat (pick-up lines doomed to fail): "I play Lewis on The Drew Carey Show."
• Political Satire - Ryan in Scenes From a Hat (Things to say that will always start a fight): "Hey Clinton, what's with the fat broad?"
• Censored - Chip in Scenes From a Hat: "He's such a [bleep], he scratched my eyes out."
• Friends references - Drew: "I guess Friends isn't very good tonight."
• What Greatest Hits interrupts - "We'll be right back to our FOX premiere of Alien Oddities with E.T. the Extra-Testical in just a second."

References

• Referenced in the Points Comparison
  • Starbucks
• Referenced in Superheroes
  • Tae Bo
• Referenced in Duet
  • Niagara Falls
  • Bee Gees
• Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
  • The Drew Carey Show
  • Bill Clinton
  • Monica Lewinsky
  • Clinton-Lewinsky Affair
  • Gary Coleman
• Referenced on the Commercial Return
  • Friends
• Referenced in Whose Line
  • Robin Hood
• Referenced in Greatest Hits
  • The Yellow Pages
  • FOX
  • E.T. (1982)
  • The Police
  • Sting
  • Louis Jordan

Trivial Observations

• Watch for some interesting edits in Greatest Hits where Anna keeps appearing and disappearing.
• This episode is from the same taping as US-214, which featured Songs of the Doctor. I can't imagine why two separate sets of GH's would be done in the same taping, it's entirely possible the "Hey, What's That?" was originally from Songs of the Doctor.