- Performers
- Wayne Brady, Charles Esten, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles
- Introductions
- "For deep-down cleansing," Wayne Brady
- "Doesn't leave streaks," Chip Esten
- "Just spray and go," Colin Mochrie
- "Leaves the whole house smellin' fresh," Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Superheroes
- Colin - Dog Catcher Boy
- Crisis - pitbulls
- Ryan - Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy
- Chip - Captain Cossack
- Wayne - Tae Bo Kid
- Colin - Dog Catcher Boy
- Duet
- Performers - Wayne and Chip
- Subject - Phyliss, housewife from Niagara Falls
- Style - The Bee Gees
- Scenes From a Hat
- Performers - Wayne and Chip on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- -"Pick-up lines doomed to fail" - Ryan, Wayne, Colin
- -"Things to say that will always start a fight" - Ryan, Ryan
- -"The shortest book ever written" - Chip, Wayne, Ryan
- -"What they really talk about in football huddles" - Chip, Ryan
- -"The newspaper headline you'd most like to see" - Colin
- Performers - Wayne and Chip on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other
- [commercial break]
- Whose Line
- Scene - Colin is a distraught Maid Marian who tells Robin Hood, Ryan, that she can't take the strain of their relationship anymore.
- Ryan's line 1 - "What time do the girls get here?"
- Colin's line 1 - "Let's get naked and wrestle."
- Ryan's line 2 - "There's more than one way to stuff a turkey."
- Colin's line 2 - "Stand back, this baby's gonna blow."
- Scene - Colin is a distraught Maid Marian who tells Robin Hood, Ryan, that she can't take the strain of their relationship anymore.
- Greatest Hits
- Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne and Chip sing
- Subject - women (something you'd look for in the yellow pages)
- Other suggestion - plumber
- Song 1 - 1984 Police hit - "Hey, What's That?"
- Song 2 - Louis Jordan - "She's All Mine"
- Song 3 - Zydeco - "Hot Hot Fever, Cold Cold Chills"
- [commercial break]
- Three Headed Broadway Star (I)
- Performers - Wayne, Drew, Ryan
- Broadway show - "Killer Whale"
- Love song - "Don't Touch My Blowhole"
- [commercial break]
- Reading the Credits
- Performers - Wayne and Chip
- Style - two old Vaudeville performers
Points
- Superheroes - 1,000 points a piece
- Whose Line - 1,000 points to Ryan
Game Times
- Superheroes - (2:06)
- Duet - (1:24)
- Scenes From a Hat - (2:38)
- Whose Line - (2:08)
- Greatest Hits - (4:26)
- GH song 1 - (0:47)
- GH song 2 - (0:46)
- GH song 3 - (0:30)
- Three-Headed Broadway Star - (1:17)
Recurring Themes
- Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks."
- Colin's baldness - Colin stomps on a shih tzu and uses it as an odd toupée. Also, Colin tells us the newspaper headline he'd most like to see in Scenes From a Hat: "Balding men best lovers in the world!"
- Canada - Chip and Wayne sing to Phyliss, who is from Niagara Falls.
- Drew Carey Show references - Colin in Scenes From a Hat (pick-up lines doomed to fail): "I play Lewis on The Drew Carey Show."
- Political Satire - Ryan in Scenes From a Hat (Things to say that will always start a fight): "Hey Clinton, what's with the fat broad?"
- Censored - Chip in Scenes From a Hat: "He's such a [bleep], he scratched my eyes out."
- Friends references - Drew: "I guess Friends isn't very good tonight."
- What Greatest Hits interrupts - "We'll be right back to our FOX premiere of Alien Oddities with E.T. the Extra-Testical in just a second."
References
- Referenced in the Points Comparison
- Referenced in Superheroes
- Referenced in Duet
- Referenced in Scenes From a Hat
- Referenced on the Commercial Return
- Referenced in Whose Line
- Referenced in Greatest Hits
Trivial Observations
- Watch for some interesting edits in Greatest Hits where Anna keeps appearing and disappearing.
- This episode is from the same taping as US-214, which featured Songs of the Doctor. I can't imagine why two separate sets of GH's would be done in the same taping, it's entirely possible the "Hey, What's That?" was originally from Songs of the Doctor.
