• Introductions
    • "King of the world," Wayne Brady
    • "Lord of the dance," Jeff Davis
    • "A prince among men," Colin Mochrie
    • "Queen for a day," Ryan Stiles


Games

  • Weird Newscasters
    • Colin - "Arthur AnyMoreDonuts"
    • Jeff - "Christopher Walken" - CHRISTOPHER WALKEN TRYING OUT HIS STANDUP ROUTINE
    • Wayne - "Britney Christina Van Flufin" - BRITNEY SPEARS & CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETTING INTO A CHICKFIGHT DURING A DUET AT AN AWARDS CEREMONY
    • Ryan - "Twice Nightly" - SWINGER CHECKING PEOPLE OUT AND SELECTING WHO HE'LL TAKE HOME FOR TONIGHT'S BEDROOM ESCAPADES
  • Duet
    • Performers - Jeff and Wayne
    • Subject - Katrina who works at an AMC theatre and pops popcorn
    • Style - Big band


  • [commercial break]


  • Scenes From a Hat
    • Performers - Wayne and Jeff on one side, Colin and Ryan on the other
      • -"Scenes from famous Hollywood movies as written by Dr. Seuss" - Wayne, Jeff
      • -"If boxing corner men helped us get through our daily routines" - Ryan
      • -"U.S. cities that will never have a song written about them" - Ryan, Colin, Wayne, Ryan, Jeff, Ryan
      • -"Odd things to hear from the voices in your head" - Ryan, Colin
      • -"Bad times to smoke a cigarette" - Colin, Jeff, Colin
  • Greatest Hits
    • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne and Jeff sing
    • Subject - Motorcycle (a major mode of transportation)
      • Song 1 - Two Tenor - "The Harley of Seville"
      • Song 2 - Boogie Woogie - "Alabama Motorcycle Mama With the Llama"


  • [commercial break]


  • Themed Restaurant
    • Performers - Drew and Wayne at the table, Colin and Ryan as maitre d's/waiters
    • Theme - Horror movies


  • [commercial break]


  • Reading the Credits
    • Performers - Jeff
    • Style - As Christopher Walken doing his stand-up comedy act

Money (instead of points)

  • Intro - $100 to Wayne, who throws it into the audience
  • Weird Newscasters - $100 to Ryan (who leaves it for the band) and $100 to the audience
  • Duet - $100 to Katrina
  • Scenes From a Hat - Drew awards 1,000 points in lieu of $100, but then throws a $100 bill which Wayne gets.
  • Greatest Hits - Drew throws $100 in the middle of the game, after "The Harley of Seville." Wayne picks it up

Winner

  • Jeff Davis

Game Times

  • Weird Newscasters - (3:54)
  • Duet - (1:35)
  • Scenes From a Hat - (3:40)
  • Greatest Hits - (3:51)
    • GH song 1 - (0:55)
    • GH song 2 - (0:43)
    • Themed Restaurant - (1:22)

Recurring Themes

  • Points comparisons - "That's right, the points don't mean a thing, uh, the points are like whatever you say after sex."
  • Weird Newscasters stories - "Our top story today. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer dead at 53. I know, it is sad. Over Barcelona today the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."
  • Titanic references - In Scenes From a Hat, in "Scenes from famous Hollywood movies as written by Dr. Seuss", Jeff imitates Rose's pledge to Jack of not leaving her.
  • What Greatest Hits interrupts - Ryan: "We don't know what you're watching, so we're not gonna tell you we're gonna return you to it. / Colin: Oh, w-...we're watching Animal Porn! Mary Had a Little Lamb. We'll be back in just a second..."

References

Trivial Highlights

  • This episode was from the same taping as episodes US-401 and US-417
  • This episode incorrectly labeled on CWSeed as Season 4 Episode 30

Episode Quotables

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