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Featuring Special Guest Jerry Springer

  • Introductions
    • "No shoes, no shirt, no service," Greg Proops
    • "Most credit cards accepted," Wayne Brady
    • "Deliveries in the rear," Colin Mochrie
    • "Closed by order of the health department," Ryan Stiles


  • Make a Monster
    • Performers - Colin as Dr. Frankenstein, Greg as Igor, Ryan as Frankenstein's monster, Wayne as the bride of Franksenstein
    • Ryan - The head of Elvis, the legs of olympic skater Brian Boitano, the arms of a dirty old man
    • Wayne - The head of Mr. T, the legs of Fred Astaire, the arms of a Benihana chef

  • Dubbing
    • Performers - Jerry, Colin, and Ryan; Jerry's voice done by Wayne
    • Scene - Lovesick bored housewife Colin is amazed when a male strip-o-gram, played by Jerry Springer, arrives at her door. At that point her husband Ryan arrives home and starts to compete for his wife's attention.

  • [commercial break]

  • Scenes From a Hat
    • Performers - Greg and Wayne on one side, Colin and Ryan on the other
      • -"Unusual things to be coin-operated" - Colin, Ryan, Greg
      • -"Talent segments we'll never see in the Miss America pageant" - Wayne, Greg, Colin
      • -"If department store mannequins could talk" - Greg, Colin, Greg
  • Greatest Hits
    • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne sings
    • Subject - Sci-fi (a film genre)
      • Song 1 - Breakdance music video - "Asteroid Boogaloo"
      • Song 2 - Really fast jitterbug - "Obi Wan Kenobi with the Flowing Brown Robey"

  • [commercial break]

  • World's Worst
    • Performers - Greg, Drew, Colin, Ryan
    • Subject - World's Worst thing to say or do on your first day of prison

  • [commercial break]

  • Reading the Credits
    • Performer - Greg
    • Style - While he's dancing like a monkey


None Awarded this Episode


Wayne Brady


  • Make a Monster (entire game) - (3:45)
  • Make a Monster (song) - (0:53)
  • Dubbing - (2:04)
  • Scenes From a Hat - (2:13)
  • Greatest Hits - (5:57)
    • GH song 1 - (1:16)
    • GH song 2 - (1:11)
  • World's Worst - (1:27)

Recurring Themes


Trivial Highlights

  • This episode is from the same taping as episodes US-510, US-608 and US-7003
  • Wayne doesn't say a thing in Scenes From a Hat
  • A leftover game with Jerry Springer makes it into the episode
  • This episode incorrectly labeled on CWSeed as "Season 6 Episode 8"

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