US-8005

• Performers
  • Wayne Brady, Kathryn Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

• Introductions
  • "The ace of the accordion," Wayne Brady
  • "The wonder of the waistline Wurlitzer," Kathy Greenwood
  • "The prince of the pleated piano," Colin Mochrie
  • "The superstar of the squeezebox," Ryan Stiles

Games

• Let's Make a Date
  • Kathy - Bachelorette
  • Wayne - E.T.'s MANIC FRAT BOY BROTHER WHO HAS COME TO EARTH TO PARTY
  • Colin - THE WORLD'S MOST NERVOUS FIRST-TIME FLIER USING AN AIRPLANE RESTROOM WHEN A VIOLENT STORM HITS
  • Ryan - TALKING FIERCE BALD EAGLE HATCHING HER EGG COLIN AND PREPARING HIM FOR LIFE OUTSIDE THE NEST

• Sound Effects (II)
  • Performers - Ryan and Colin
  • Participants - Marcy and Jess
  • Scene - Two high tech American theives break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels. They must escape when they are detected.

• [commercial break]

• Two Line Vocabulary
  • Scene - Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens.
    • Wayne's line 1 - "What's this for?"
    • Wayne's line 2 - "Do you expect me to believe that?"
    • Ryan's line 1 - "Why is this happening?"
    • Ryan's line 2 - "Can I get one of those?"

• Party Quirks
  • Kathy- Host
  • Wayne - ON A TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE MOSRE AUDIENCE MEMBERS HE GETS TO SWAP CLOTHES WITH EACH OTHER, THE MORE MONEY HE WINS
  • Colin - EXCITED TEEN AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK WHO THINKS EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS A THRILL RIDE
  • Ryan - DOG OBEDIENCE TRAINER WHO THINKS EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS A MISBEHAVING POOCH

• [commercial break]

• Themed Restaurant
  • Performers - Drew and Kathy at the table, Ryan and Colin as waiters
  • Theme - Circus

• [commercial break]

• Reading the Credits
  • Performers - Everybody
  • Style - Four commuters squashed together, packed really tight, on a packed subway train

Points

• Two Line Vocabulary - 1000 Points to Wayne

Winner

• Wayne Brady

Recurring Themes

• Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like a vibrator with dead batteries"
• Colin's Baldness - After Let's Make a Date, Drew mentions if Colin had Ryan's eagle quirk, Colin would've been a Bald Eagle.
• Kathy "Loves" Guessing Games - When Drew transitions Let's Make a Date to the guessing round, he comments "Okay, Kathy. I know you love these guessing games"

Games Debuted

• Audience Sound FX (Season Debut)
• Two Line Vocabulary (Season Debut)
• Themed Restaurant (Season Debut)

References

• Referenced in Let's Make A Date
  • E.T. (1982)
  • The Twilight Zone
  • Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
• Referenced in Sound FX
  • Buckingham Palace

Trivial Highlights

• This episode is from the same taping as episodes US-433, US-7013 and US-7023