- Performers
- Wayne Brady, Kathryn Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

- Introductions
- "The ace of the accordion," Wayne Brady
- "The wonder of the waistline Wurlitzer," Kathy Greenwood
- "The prince of the pleated piano," Colin Mochrie
- "The superstar of the squeezebox," Ryan Stiles
Contents
Games
- Let's Make a Date
- Kathy - Bachelorette
- Wayne - E.T.'s MANIC FRAT BOY BROTHER WHO HAS COME TO EARTH TO PARTY
- Colin - THE WORLD'S MOST NERVOUS FIRST-TIME FLIER USING AN AIRPLANE RESTROOM WHEN A VIOLENT STORM HITS
- Ryan - TALKING FIERCE BALD EAGLE HATCHING HER EGG COLIN AND PREPARING HIM FOR LIFE OUTSIDE THE NEST
- Sound Effects (II)
- Performers - Ryan and Colin
- Participants - Marcy and Jess
- Scene - Two high tech American theives break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels. They must escape when they are detected.
- [commercial break]
- Two Line Vocabulary
- Scene - Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens.
- Wayne's line 1 - "What's this for?"
- Wayne's line 2 - "Do you expect me to believe that?"
- Ryan's line 1 - "Why is this happening?"
- Ryan's line 2 - "Can I get one of those?"
- Scene - Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens.
- Party Quirks
- Kathy- Host
- Wayne - ON A TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE MOSRE AUDIENCE MEMBERS HE GETS TO SWAP CLOTHES WITH EACH OTHER, THE MORE MONEY HE WINS
- Colin - EXCITED TEEN AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK WHO THINKS EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS A THRILL RIDE
- Ryan - DOG OBEDIENCE TRAINER WHO THINKS EVERYONE ON THE SHOW IS A MISBEHAVING POOCH
- [commercial break]
- Themed Restaurant
- Performers - Drew and Kathy at the table, Ryan and Colin as waiters
- Theme - Circus
- [commercial break]
- Reading the Credits
- Performers - Everybody
- Style - Four commuters squashed together, packed really tight, on a packed subway train
Points
- Two Line Vocabulary - 1000 Points to Wayne
Winner
- Wayne Brady
Game Times
Recurring Themes
- Points comparisons - "That's right, the points are like a vibrator with dead batteries"
- Colin's Baldness - After Let's Make a Date, Drew mentions if Colin had Ryan's eagle quirk, Colin would've been a Bald Eagle.
- Kathy "Loves" Guessing Games - When Drew transitions Let's Make a Date to the guessing round, he comments "Okay, Kathy. I know you love these guessing games"
Games Debuted
- Audience Sound FX (Season Debut)
- Two Line Vocabulary (Season Debut)
- Themed Restaurant (Season Debut)
References
- Referenced in Let's Make A Date
- Referenced in Sound FX
Trivial Highlights
- This episode is from the same taping as episodes US-433, US-7013 and US-7023