US-8012

US-8012
Airdate	March 23rd, 2006
Previous Episode	US-8013
Next Episode	US-8019

• Performers
  • Greg Proops, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles

• Introductions
  • "I just met a girl named Maria," Greg Proops
  • "When you're a Jet," Wayne Brady
  • "I like to be in Amer-i-ca," Colin Mochrie
  • "I feel pretty," Ryan Stiles

Games

• Award Show
  • Performers - Greg and Wayne introduce winners Ryan and Colin Theme - Criminals

• Newsflash
  • Performers - Colin in the field, Greg and Ryan in the studio On the green screen - action movie explosions

• Irish Drinking Song
  • Performers - Wayne, Greg, Colin, Ryan
  • Subject - Hairy back (something that happened to you or might happen to you that you'd want to keep secret)

• [commercial break]

• Hats
  • Performers - Greg and Wayne on one side, Ryan and Colin on the other

• Film Dub
  • Performers - Greg, Colin, and Ryan Scene - The morning after a big party

• Greatest Hits
  • Performers - Ryan and Colin introduce songs, Wayne sings
  • Subject - Nurse (what you wanted to be when you grew up)
  • Suggestion heard by Drew - prostitute
  • Other suggestion - teacher
    • Song 1 - Earth Wind and Fire - "It's Not That Kind of Thermometer"
    • Song 2 - Mariachi - "Turn and Cough"

• [commercial break]

• World's Worst
  • Performers - Greg, Drew, Colin, Ryan
  • Subject - World's Worst Hitchhikers to Give a Ride To

• [commercial break]

• Reading the Credits
  • Performers - Greg and Wayne Style
  • Style - Two army officers deciding who is going into battle.

Points

• Hats - 1000 Points to the Censor

Winner

• Wayne Brady

Recurring Themes

• References to Boybands - In Newsflash, Colin claims it all started with the word of a Menudo Reunion.
• References to Looney Tunes - Greg does an Elmer Fudd suggestion in Hats

References

• Referenced in the Intro
  • West Side Story (1961)
• Referenced in Award Show
  • CableACE Award
• Referenced in Newsflash
  • Menudo
• Referenced in Irish Drinking Song
  • Harry Belafonte
• Referenced in Hats
  • The Village People
  • Looney Tunes
  • Elmer Fudd
  • The Mod Squad
  • Clarence Williams III
• Referenced in Greatest Hits
  • The Sopranos
  • Earth, Wind, & Fire
  • Stairway to Heaven
  • Led Zeppelin
• Referenced in World's Worst
  • Kathie Lee Gifford
  • Michael Bolton

Trivial Highlights

• This episode comes from the same taping as, US-307, US-326, and US-332.
• The Intros are reused from episode US-332
• Drew's point comparison is reused from episode US-326
• Drew's return from commercial joke (Before Hats) is reused from US-307
• Ryan's express mail and Wayne's Mountie suggestions from Hats were reused from episode US-326
• The Greatest Hits suggestion segment is reused from US-307